Convicted shoplifter Lindsay Lohan had her laptop stolen. Payback is a bitch.

After attending the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards, the newly sober “actress” pleaded on Twitter for the return of her gear. (quote) “It was great to be in China and I want to thank everyone for their hospitality, however someone has stolen my computer at the airport.”

Lindsay is offering a reward, which is likely an empty promise. She’s out of work and has been unable for years to pay her bills.

It’s not like the info on her hard drive could be worth that much. Probably the most valuable data is the contact numbers to her [former] dealers.

TMZ is reporting this morning that they've learned Lindsay stored naked photos of herself from various shoots on this computer. Also, Lindsay says it contained private emails from big-name A-listers like director Woody Allen and Lady Gaga. Correspondence she wouldn't want to be leaked.  SourceNew York Daily News

The Angles:

  • Now Lindsay has a sense of how her victims felt.
  • How sloppy do you have to be to get your laptop ripped off at the airport?
  • In her heyday, Lindsay could’ve leveraged this loss into a brand new iPad.