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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A DIVE BAR?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A DIVE BAR?

They are same all across the country, and dive bars have certain elements that always seem to appear in some form or another.

Here are the tell-tale signs you're in a dive bar:

1. Super strong drinks
2. A stool with a plaque dedication
3. An old school jukebox
4. Old TV's playing random sports
5. Old school beer signs on the walls
6. Jello shots
7. A limited tap but a long list of tall boys
8. A guy who seems to legitimately live there
9. Touchscreen games
10. A big wrap around bar
11. Hipsters
12. A nut machine
13. Liquor prices that seem to be inverted
14. A bucket in the back to put your cigarette butts in
15. Loose cigarettes to buy
16. A condom machine
17. Bathroom graffiti
18. Dated holiday decorations
19. Random old antiques
20. Mismatched glassware

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